Who: Peter Quill, Gamora, and Groot
What: Groot tells his parents why he's a badass
Where: By the firepit on the roof
When: Backdated to the day after Groot and Lacey's Big Adventure
Status: Complete
Notes/Warnings: Groot in translation inside []. There was a point where I gave up on writing the "I am groots" so it went to all translation. This one is relatively clean, language-wise, but Grootski has seen and heard some things a toddler maybe shouldn't.

( Dad, Grandpa Yondu is the one who told me about pervy )