Gossip girl ~ the scary edition

Who: Valkyrie and Gamora
What: Gossip!
Where: Rooftop
When: Last night
Warnings: Language, talk of adult situations but that's really it? No major warnings.
Status: Completed Gdoc

Wait, why didn't you punch her? )

(no subject)

Who: Gamora, Pepper, then at the end Tony, mentions of Morgan!
What: training got interrupted by real life
When: after this
Warnings: Chucky violence!
Status: Completed GDoc - Operation Jalapeño is a go ~

you don't fuck with her kid )

(no subject)

Who: Peter Quill, Gamora, and Groot
What: Groot tells his parents why he's a badass
Where: By the firepit on the roof
When: Backdated to the day after Groot and Lacey's Big Adventure
Status: Complete
Notes/Warnings: Groot in translation inside []. There was a point where I gave up on writing the "I am groots" so it went to all translation. This one is relatively clean, language-wise, but Grootski has seen and heard some things a toddler maybe shouldn't.

Dad, Grandpa Yondu is the one who told me about pervy )

(no subject)

Who: Gamora, Peter, Thor and Valkyrie
What: Double date... I mean slay Vermithrax Pejorative
Where: Above the Hudson
When: The evening of October 13
Warnings: They still know swear words and are still violent (against dragons and witches)
Status: Completed G-doc

He had seen many batcrap ridonkulous sentient beings in his life )

(no subject)

Who: Quill, Gamora, Scott, with some walk-ons by Eleanor and Groot
What: Try to plan a heist
When: Today
Where: The Benatar
Status: Complete log
Warnings: These boys and their mouths

Cops are buzzkilling fun haters, duh )

(no subject)

Who: Pepper & Gamora
What: well even Pepper needs to get in trouble
Where: not far from the Tower
When: early afternoon
Warnings: violence for sure
Status: in progress

she thought she was clear... )

Open to Gamora and anyone who can get to the ship before liftoff.

Who: Gamora and Peter
What: Attack the cloverfield monster
Where: New York Harbor
When: Just after Tony's message comes through
Status: Complete
Warnings: The mouth on this boy. The f-bomb has been deployed.

LaGuardia control, requesting clearance )

(no subject)

Who: Gamora and Quill
Where: In their ship
When: After Peter demonstrates his intergalactic ability to make a j@ck@ss of himself
What: Use their words like grownups
Warnings:Peter has a potty mouth. Also he's happy to see Gamora. Really happy to see her. Fortunately, the little tree keeps everyone PG13

Pigeons are grade A buttmunches, but if we shot every buttmunch in the galaxy we wouldn't have time for anything else. )

Open to Peter Quill

Who: Peter & Gamora (and toddler!Groot)
What: Find each other
Where: The roof of Stark's tower
When: Sunday Evening
Warnings: Language (lets be honest, mostly Peter’s), discussion of sex

...she was in free fall )