Eleanor had binged every episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta, followed it up with Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and wondered if there would ever be a "Real Housewives of Yuma, Arizona before checking the Network. She'd watched it twice before deciding that unlike some of the other denizens of the tower, this chick seemed like she might be a bitch. Bitches, being her tribe, Eleanor decided that she would leave her apartment and go bang on the chick's door.

She knocked and then called out, "You don't know me, but I'm Eleanor Shellstrop, and your video is almost as good as when NeNe told Kim, "Close your legs to married men."