Second Chances Rpg

Open to Ashildr

Oct. 12th, 2020 at 12:28 PM

Eleanor had binged every episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta, followed it up with Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and wondered if there would ever be a "Real Housewives of Yuma, Arizona before checking the Network. She'd watched it twice before deciding that unlike some of the other denizens of the tower, this chick seemed like she might be a bitch. Bitches, being her tribe, Eleanor decided that she would leave her apartment and go bang on the chick's door.

She knocked and then called out, "You don't know me, but I'm Eleanor Shellstrop, and your video is almost as good as when NeNe told Kim, "Close your legs to married men."

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Oct. 16th, 2020 07:19 am (UTC)

Ugh. Just... ugh. She didn't get the reference, didn't need to. She stalked over to her door, considered for a moment then smirked. Sorry, Link, she was taking her pet back...

Black lines appeared around her throat in swirling arcs like a tattoo. And a large black Raven appeared on her shoulder, stretching his wings. Even not knowing what he could do, the Quantum Shade was intimidating in a way she had to admit she sadly was not.

Finally she undid just the top button of her shirt so the tattoo-like design was visible, and opened the door to face the newest member of the idiot squad.

"If you saw my post then you should be aware that I don't want visitors. Given that you are here... either you are too stupid to comprehend so simple a concept or too rude to care. If it is the first, consider yourself educated and leave. If it is the second, go be rude to someone else, you'll find little entertainment here."

The raven cawed in Eleanor's face.

Oct. 16th, 2020 05:08 pm (UTC)

Eleanor rolled her eyes at the raven, she'd seen real actual demons, a bird and a chick with weirdass tattoos was nothing. Noting the opened button, Eleanor checked out the cleavage, rated it a solid seven, with the possibility of an eight depending on how much more she saw.

"You're kind of an asshole, but I like that in a person."

Oct. 16th, 2020 10:16 pm (UTC)

"I don't actually care what you like in a person. Go. Away. I have no interest in speaking with you."

Oct. 16th, 2020 11:30 pm (UTC)

As the door hadn't slammed in her face, Eleanor felt that there was zero reason for her to walk away, "So you opened the door, because?"

Oct. 16th, 2020 11:41 pm (UTC)

"Because mortals screaming through doors is irritating. More so even than this."

Oct. 17th, 2020 07:51 pm (UTC)

If she thinks this is irritating, girl does not know Nene is my spirit animal. Eleanor thought as she edged past Ashildr. She walked into the apartment, ripping a three alarm fart as she strolled in.

Eleanor's eyes watered as she decided she should probably ease up on the cajun shrimp and pork rinds. Seeing a chair, she sat down, and put her feet up on the coffee table. "Yeah, so I wanted to check your place out. Make sure that no one else was getting a better free apartment than me."

She shrugged and gave Ashildr a small, I'm annoying AF and don't care smile.

Edited 2020-10-17 07:52 pm (UTC)

Oct. 17th, 2020 08:25 pm (UTC)

Me was disgusted. She focused on the chair that the other woman was sitting in. It started floating up, heading for the exit. She crossed her arms, perfectly willing to use her power to kick the woman out if she had to.

Oct. 17th, 2020 09:54 pm (UTC)

"Look at you all super powered and shit." Eleanor held the arms of the chair as if she were prom queen, She rolled her eyes.

"Is this the part where I put my hands to my cheeks and squeal, oooooooo scarrrrrryyyyyy." Eleanor loved the fact that she had prodded this woman into a response, "Sweetheart, get out and roam the halls. There are people in this place that make your whole Copperfield floating chair act look like amateur hour."

Eleanor farted again and made a little "oopsie" face before shrugging.

Oct. 17th, 2020 10:32 pm (UTC)

"No. This is the part where you leave." She pitched the chair out the door. "Please, let the door hit you on the way out."

and unless stopped, the door would slam, leaving woman and chair together in the hall.

Oct. 17th, 2020 11:23 pm (UTC)

As the chair was flung roughly, almost casually out of the room, it hit the wall outside the door, with Eleanor still in it. She sat on the floor stunned for a moment, a black eye already forming, a goose egg rising on her forehead as she slowly got to her feet.

"Forking crazy," Eleanor slowly made her way towards her apartment. Yeah, I was obnoxious, but I didn't forking assault her. If she can fly a chair out the door, she could have just flown my ass out the door and set me down, she thought shakily as she made her way back to her apartment.