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Eleanor had binged every episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta, followed it up with Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and wondered if there would ever be a "Real Housewives of Yuma, Arizona before checking the Network. She'd watched it twice before deciding that unlike some of the other denizens of the tower, this chick seemed like she might be a bitch. Bitches, being her tribe, Eleanor decided that she would leave her apartment and go bang on the chick's door.

She knocked and then called out, "You don't know me, but I'm Eleanor Shellstrop, and your video is almost as good as when NeNe told Kim, "Close your legs to married men."

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what_the_fork_man: (Prom Queen)
Oct. 17th, 2020 09:54 pm (UTC)
"Look at you all super powered and shit." Eleanor held the arms of the chair as if she were prom queen, She rolled her eyes.

"Is this the part where I put my hands to my cheeks and squeal, oooooooo scarrrrrryyyyyy." Eleanor loved the fact that she had prodded this woman into a response, "Sweetheart, get out and roam the halls. There are people in this place that make your whole Copperfield floating chair act look like amateur hour."

Eleanor farted again and made a little "oopsie" face before shrugging.
memories_of_me: (Please be less stupid)
Oct. 17th, 2020 10:32 pm (UTC)
"No. This is the part where you leave." She pitched the chair out the door. "Please, let the door hit you on the way out."

and unless stopped, the door would slam, leaving woman and chair together in the hall.
what_the_fork_man: (That would be a no.)
Oct. 17th, 2020 11:23 pm (UTC)
As the chair was flung roughly, almost casually out of the room, it hit the wall outside the door, with Eleanor still in it. She sat on the floor stunned for a moment, a black eye already forming, a goose egg rising on her forehead as she slowly got to her feet.

"Forking crazy," Eleanor slowly made her way towards her apartment. Yeah, I was obnoxious, but I didn't forking assault her. If she can fly a chair out the door, she could have just flown my ass out the door and set me down, she thought shakily as she made her way back to her apartment.
memories_of_me: (Shadows of what is to come)
Oct. 17th, 2020 11:51 pm (UTC)

Thank you for the thread. Sorry she's...well...her...

If one was to be fair, she hadn't intended to actually hurt the other woman. But no one was interested in being fair to Me. she might have forgotten how fragile humans can be.

She also was so used to everyone having Bending, she had been expecting resistance. Ah well. At least this woman probably would leave her alone from now on.