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Who: Peter and whoever
What: Drink beer , shoot the shit, whatever
When: This evening
Where: Lounge
Status: In Progress
Warning: The alcohol appears to be flowing rapidly......Peter is giving relationship advice.... Danger Will Robinson, Danger.





Peter carried the ice chest full of beer down to the lounge and sat down in one of the leather chairs. Gamora had told him that a refrigerator was more than a receptacle for beer and soy sauce packets. She insisted they needed room for "healthy food" . He'd thought about storing the bottles underneath the seats in the cockpit and decided that even the remote possibility of the trash panda showing up , it was probably not a great plan to have alcohol and the controls to an intergalactic jump drive within close proximity.

He decided there had to someone in the tower who would agree, that pouring perfectly good beer down the drain was a direct insult to all that was good and just in the galaxy.

Eleanor walked into the lounge carrying a copy of the National Enquirer. She stopped at the chest, "These free?" At Peter's nod, she gathered up three and began to walk away, just as she was about to enter the hall she turned back and called out, "Mind if I ask you a question?"

Peter shrugged, "Sure, you're welcome, by the way."

"That ombré thing your girlfriend has? Is that natural? You know like does the upstairs match the downstairs?" Eleanor arched an eyebrow.

It took Peter a minute to parse what Eleanor was asking, he shook his head and replied, "I don't know what the hell is wrong with you, but damn...."

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fooled_around: (Default)
Oct. 3rd, 2020 02:20 am (UTC)
"Still learning over here," Peter belched symphonically, "I'm pretty sure Gamora has at least ten or twelve plans for killing me," he shrugged.

"....I thought I lost her. Man, it was bad. Real bad...". Peter eyed Scott, "Want some advice?"
regular_sized_man: (what?)
Oct. 3rd, 2020 03:34 am (UTC)
Scott focused on peeling at a small rip on the label on the bottle. "You learn quick when they could murder you. I mean Maggie just divorced me and that shit was bad enough."

He didn't want to think that he had lost Hope. But, especially without a brain like hers on the problem, they were stuck here, and there was no way to predict whether he would ever see her again. "Yeah?" he asked, glancing up at Peter.
fooled_around: (Default)
Oct. 3rd, 2020 05:38 am (UTC)
"Don't try to find her in some other chick's pants." Peter nodded sagely.
regular_sized_man: (what did you say?)
Oct. 3rd, 2020 06:15 pm (UTC)
Scott only nodded and took another long drink. It wasn't as if he had been checking out the hot blonde in the hallway that noticeably.

"Probably should focus on the full time dad thing anyway. I missed most of Cassie's teenage years the first time."
fooled_around: (Default)
Oct. 3rd, 2020 07:28 pm (UTC)
"You have a teenager? Fuck man, teenagers are rough." Peter remembered Groot's video game addiction, his utter dank nasty room and his mouth.

"Mine was a teenager, now he's a toddler trying wipe pigeons off the planet," Peter took another drink, beginning to feel the glorious buzz of brain cells dying.

"When Groot was a teenager, he called me boring? Me. Boring."
regular_sized_man: (what did you say?)
Oct. 3rd, 2020 08:31 pm (UTC)
"My kid is pretty good," Scott said between swigs of beer, "No thanks to my influence. She is obsessed with becoming a superhero, so I'm sure she'd happily shrink down and join the crusade if I'd give her my suit." He had heard a lot about Groot already.

"Please, you're not boring. You're like an intergalactic..." Scott paused, took a drink, finishing off the bottle, and set it on the table with a thud. "Actually, I'm not sure what you do, but I bet it's fucking cool."
fooled_around: (Default)
Oct. 3rd, 2020 09:45 pm (UTC)
"Doesn't matter if you've killed like THOUSANDS of murdering aliens and blown up a planet," Peter rolled his eyes, "At some point, the teenager is gonna tell you that you're boring and that you're ruining their life."

"You're a shrinkydink? How does that work?" Peter stretched out his legs and took another swig of beer.
regular_sized_man: (thinking)
Oct. 3rd, 2020 10:36 pm (UTC)
"Suit has these particles that sound made up, but according to Hope are real physics, that can change your size and density." Scott opened a third... yes, he was pretty sure it was only three... beer and took a drink. "That's what I get though, I said I was out of the game, but my ex was freaking about child support. You steal one suit from one crazy old scientist and suddenly he bullies you into being a hero."
fooled_around: (Default)
Oct. 3rd, 2020 11:08 pm (UTC)
"They can change your size.... like how fast?" Peter's brain froze and he quickly interjected, "Never mind. Don't answer that."

His brain latched onto the word 'steal', "That's bullshit man. Sometimes you need to just steal some shit." Peter gave Scott a sidelong glance, "From the bad guys.... you know." He took another swig. "Income inequality, man. It's a social justice thing, right?"
regular_sized_man: (hoodie)
Oct. 3rd, 2020 11:46 pm (UTC)
"EXACTLY!" Scott wasn't shouting, he just had hit three beer volume level. "Apparently that's not a defense, according to my two-bit lawyer. You steal a few million from the man and give it back to the people they're jerking around, and what does it get you? Prison time."

He took another long pull of beer. "Just gotta make sure you don't get caught, is the thing."
fooled_around: (Default)
Oct. 4th, 2020 03:27 am (UTC)
"Shit man, lawyers suck. It's like they don't appreciate what we outlaws give back. We're like doing a public service." Peter tossed his beer bottle in the general vicinity of the trash.

"Got arrested with my girl. Prison woulda been a drag without her there. Still. Had to bust out, freakin' guard stole my Walkman," he snorted.
regular_sized_man: (friendly)
Oct. 4th, 2020 05:00 am (UTC)
"Here on earth they put the women in separate prisons. Too many creeps in men's prison, I guess. I might have been able to get on board with co-ed prison, although let's be honest maybe not. Most female cons don't look like yours."

Scott leaned back on the couch, "You know what we should do?" He took another drink. "Plain a heist."
fooled_around: (Default)
Oct. 4th, 2020 05:34 am (UTC)
"Nah, she was the only woman there," Peter grinned with pride, "She's way too dangerous to lock up with a bunch of chicks."

The Ravagers had taught Peter a lot of things. One of the most important was that success was dependent on practice, especially when it came to larceny. He and Gamora had plenty of credits, but it had been too long since he'd pulled off a decent score. He nodded at Scott, "I'm down. What we gonna' liberate?"
regular_sized_man: (eyes)
Oct. 4th, 2020 07:09 pm (UTC)
Scott nodded sagely, deciding that it was nice to meet someone who had a bigger death wish than he did when it came to women. Hope was far more dangerous than he was, but if she ever had the incredible bad luck to be caught, which if it ever happened would likely be his fault, she would definitely end up in the cushy Martha Stewart prison. He took another swig from his bottle and set it down.

"Well, I actually did some research already," Scott ran a hand through his hair. "Long term I'm going to need Pym particles to power my suit. In this reality, Cross Technologies is where we'll find them. Plus Darren Cross is a real jackass, so I wouldn't mind kicking his ass in another reality."