Gossip girl ~ the scary edition

Who: Valkyrie and Gamora
What: Gossip!
Where: Rooftop
When: Last night
Warnings: Language, talk of adult situations but that's really it? No major warnings.
Status: Completed Gdoc

Wait, why didn't you punch her? )

Completed G-doc. Thor and Valkyrie

Who: Odinson and Valkyrie
What: Realize they are way over their heads and decide to seek expert advice
When:Shortly after dragon fighting
Where: On the roof, naturally.
Warnings: Precisely three f-bombs. Which all things considered? Pretty amazing.

All nine realms will fall in ashes... )

(no subject)

Who: Gamora, Peter, Thor and Valkyrie
What: Double date... I mean slay Vermithrax Pejorative
Where: Above the Hudson
When: The evening of October 13
Warnings: They still know swear words and are still violent (against dragons and witches)
Status: Completed G-doc

He had seen many batcrap ridonkulous sentient beings in his life )

(no subject)

Who: Dudebrocheezwizard and Valkyrie
Where: New York and New Asgard
What: Do what Asgardians do: Drink, Fight, Fly, Be awkward
When: Shortly after Thor arrives..... prior to bad guy portal incursion.
Warnings: PG violence, Language, but no f-bombs, petty larceny.

Gentlemen, that is Asgard’s ass and you will not dishonor it. )

Open to Valkyrie

Who: Dudebrocheezwizard and Valkyrie
Where: Saks Fifth Avenue
What: Fight things.
When: Right after Tony's announcement.
Status: Complete
Warnings: Y'all Asgardians play hard. There are entrails. And bits of brain. Booyah. Thor and Valkyrie did not kill one another.



Saks under attacks

Mjolnir in one hand, Stormbreaker in the other, it had only taken Thor a few minutes to realize that Midgard had been invaded. Not by mere mortals, evil though they might be, but by creatures so foul that their reek had altered him to their arrival almost immediately.

Leaving the tower, Thor heard the unmistakable, deep throated bellow of a Bilgesnape..... and then a moment later the answering roar of a fire troll. The thought of what those beasts could do to the fragile bodies of the Midgardian people enraged him.

Striding up Fifth Avenue, he felt the presence of another, "Shield Maiden," he acknowledged as they approached Saks and the chaos that had erupted in front of it.

He gave her a brilliant smile, "After you," as the familiar rush of lighting crashed through his veins.